Undead Ally
Issue #8
by Tom Zjaba

 

Chapter Eight
Dead Silent

    Trish enjoys her first taste of roast goose. Fred did all the cooking, including plucking the bird and then cooking it over an open fire. They used some of the firewood found behind the cabin to start a fire in the fireplace. It took a few hours to cook it thoroughly, but it was worth it. "I never thought I would eat meat that didn't come from a can." she says as she rips a piece off the breast and eats it. "It is good to eat something other than Spam." he says as he gnaws on one of the legs. "Too bad we don't have a freezer to put the leftovers in. I hate to see this go to waste." Fred looks at how much meat is still on the goose, despite the two of them doing their best to clean it to the bone. "Yeah, but without a smokehouse, we have no choice. I guess the raccoons and other scavengers will eat good tonight." She smiles as she thinks about how some animal will eat it. "The one thing this meal is missing is some potatoes." she says as she grabs another piece. Fred takes a drink from his water bottle and nods in agreement. "Next time I am in a town, I will have to see if I can find a place with some seeds. Maybe we can start a garden out back."

    The undead bride and groom make their way through the woods. They are nearing the lake and have been joined by an undead priest and two undead alter boys, . The five of them lumber their way through the dark forest, bumping into branches as they move. The undead are slow and clumsy, often tripping on roots and other obstacles on the ground. They tend to look forward and not down or up, which causes all kinds of mishaps. But they are resistant as they always get back up and continue on. They do not suffer from fatigue and do not feel any pain.

    As darkness falls on the lake, the two of them retire for the night. There is two dead bolts on the front door that Fred secures. As he looks at the front window with the glass, he thinks how some steel bars would look nice. Maybe not as a fashion, but the sense of security they would give would be worth it. He looks over at Trish and says "You probably want to sleep upstairs." She smiles at him and sips her cup of coffee. They found an old steel coffee pot and some instant coffee. It is a little stale, but it is hot and that is a luxury in its own right. "Are you sleeping down here?" He looks at the fire that is still going in the fireplace and says "I will enjoy the fire for a little bit and then keep guard." A sad look comes over her face. "I really feel bad having you always stand guard." Stoking the fire with a long branch, he responds "As I told you before, I don't sleep." Rising from the couch, she clutches the cup and asks "Never? Have you tried?" With the coals glowing red, he feels secure the fire will last and he pulls the stick from the fire. The end smolders a little with wisps of smoke rising from the glowing end. "I never feel tired, plus I fear if I close my eyes, they will never open again." This really makes her frown. "That is so sad." she says as she takes another sip of her coffee. "This whole death thing still freaks me out. I am dead, but I still live. While it is not as good an existence as I had while I was living, it is all I have." Not sure what to say to that, she smiles and says "Goodnight." She then heads upstairs to her bed, which is a bit dusty and needs the linens washed, but otherwise is very comfortable.

    Staring at the fire, Fred thinks about when he was alive. How much he loved riding his motorcycle with no helmet. Feeling the wind through his hair and riding with his buddies down the highway. They lived for their road trips. One year out to Sturgis, another to Daytona Beach. They went to big rallies and hit the small towns. One year, they went to as many minor league baseball games as they could. Their goal was twenty games in a month. They missed it by one game, due to a rainout. But it was fun. He never thought he would be the last one alive out of the group, if you can call this being alive.

    The wind begins to kick up. He can hear it howling outside as it rustles through the trees. He moves the chair closer to the fire and throws another log on it. The smart thing to do would be to put out the fire as it could draw someone to the cabin. But he enjoys the feel of the heat. While he does not get cold like he did when he was alive, the warmth of the fire is still comforting to him. And so is the cup of coffee. He sips it, enjoying the taste. What he would give for a cappuccino machine. Not that there is any milk or cream he could use. How he would love one or a flavored coffee. Some cinnamon or maybe a hint of vanilla. Next time they are in town, he will make sure to keep an eye out for some.

    Outside, the undead have made their way to the lake and are walking along the edge. There is still five undead in the group. As the two boys walk near the lake, they keep walking over and splashing in the water's edge. Over and over, they sway out into the water a few steps and then head back to shore. They are making allot of noise, which is scaring the ducks and geese into the water and towards the middle of the lake. Fred hears a faint sound of splashing as he sits by the fire. Unsure what it is, he gets up from the fire and grabs a rifle. Walking over to the window, he hears it again. He also hears the telltale sign of the undead, the groaning. "Is there nowhere we can hide from them?" he says as he checks to make sure the gun is loaded. "I better take care of them. If I do this right, then maybe I won't wake up Trish." He grabs a lantern off the table and lights it with a match. Slowly, he unlocks the door, trying not to make any sound. With the locks off, he slowly opens the door and heads outside.

    Walking towards the lake, he holds the lantern up over his head. The undead immediately see the light shining in the darkness and come towards it. Fred laughs to himself as he thinks of moths coming to a flame. "Come on you morons, follow the light." he says as he starts walking away from the cabin. The undead almost fall over themselves as they turn to follow him. He tries to stay about ten steps ahead of them. If he goes too fast, he will lose them, too slow and they will realize he is not alive. Despite being undead, he can move faster than they can. So he walks around the lake with the group of zombies following behind him. When he reaches the other side, he moves a few hundred feet away from the lake waits for them to catch up. Looking for a sturdy branch, he hangs the lantern from a tree and cocks his gun. The first undead steps into the light and towards him. The groom reaches out with his dirt encrusted fingernails and claws at the air. He opens his mouth and bares his stained teeth. Aiming for his head, Fred waits a second and then shoots. The bullet flies out of the gun and hits the undead right through his right eye. He falls back, blood spurting out of his eye socket. His body falls to the ground, right in front of his bride, who ignores it and continues on. "Time for you two to be together." Fred says as he aims at her head. She hisses at him as he comes into view. This time the bullet goes right between the eyes. The impact of the bullet makes her step back. A few seconds go by as the brain dies and then the body falls to the ground. She falls down and lands next to her husband.

    There is a moment of silence after the bride falls. Waiting for the other undead to attack, he hears nothing. It is like they just stopped. He finds it odd that all three undead would just stop, but it is what seems to be happening. Wondering what is happening, Fred steps out of the light and looks for the other undead. Heading back, he grabs the lantern and starts looking around. He starts walking towards the lake, when he finds the bodies of the priest and both altar boys. All three are laying dead on the ground with arrows stuck in their heads. He goes up to the body of one of the boys and looks at it. The arrow is stuck in the eye, with a puddle of blood on the ground. "That was quite a shot." Fred says as he is impressed by the marksmanship. Before he can figure out who did it, he hears a voice behind him. "You should not be here, abomination." Fred turns to see a half dozen glowing skull faces. As he looks at them, he can see they are people with their faces painted to look like skulls with some kind of glowing paint. "Excuse me?" Fred responds, not knowing exactly what to say. "This is sacred ground. We do not allow any spawn of hell to soil its ground." This makes him nervous. He can see by the dead undead, they have deadly aim. If he decided to fight them, it would be a losing cause. He needs to know what it is they want. "What do you mean, abomination?" The skulls move a step closer as the leader speaks out "You are one of them, an abomination. You are neither alive or dead." Fred was fearful that is what they meant. "If that is the case, why have you not killed me?" While they are talking, two more glowing skull faces joins the group. The number is now eight. "I am unsure what you are. You are dead like them, but you speak and feel like us. I need to know if you are the only one or if they are mutating." He never thought if like that. If the undead were changing, what would it mean to the last humans? Would they stand any chance against a foe that is not mindless, but can think and reason like they can? Fearing that he will die either way, he speaks the truth. "I am the only one that I know of." He sees a few of them move like they are raising their bows. "What do you want with the woman?" he asks her as he also raises his bow. "I saved her from some men and I am trying to get her to a military base on the East Coast." The glowing heads all look at each other. It is obviously not the answer they were expecting. "Then take her there, but leave tomorrow. This is your only warning." With that, they turn and disappear into the darkness.

    As he heads back to the cabin, he thinks about how he needs to keep this from Trish. She is finally feeling secure and the last thing he wants to do is scare her. If he tries, maybe he can give her a false sense of security. With some luck, he can keep the undead at bay and let her sleep in peace. He knew he could not stay here with her forever, but he hoped to stay longer. How will he break it to her to leave so suddenly.

    It takes awhile to get back to the cabin, but he is happy to see it. As he walks up towards the cabin, he notices something that makes his blood run cold. The front door is wide open. He is sure he closed it. Did he not close it all the way? Or did something open it? He cocks his gun and starts walking faster towards the cabin. He prays to God that nothing has happened to her. He rushes up the stairs as fast as he can go. When he makes it to her bedroom, he sees her door is also open. Did some more undead show up while he was gone? Saying a quick prayer, he turns the corner to find her sleeping in bed. He breathes a sigh of relief until he notices a red arrow stuck in the bedpost, inches from her head. Now he knows they are serious and they better leave. With a strong tug, he pulls the arrow from the bedpost and takes it downstairs. With the fire still going, he throws it into the fire, burning any evidence of last night. He then bolts the door shut and proceeds to bring as many guns and bullets upstairs as he can find. If he must leave, he is leaving well armed.
 

       

Undead Ally © Tom Zjaba 2008
 


 

 

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